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Drink More Glurp is a wacky physics, sports(ish), hot-seat, party game.

A race of aliens detect signals from outer space, which turn out to be broadcasts of our 'Earth' Games... now, some years later, having created their own games we see that the aliens may have the wrong end of the stick.

In creating their version of the games, the sporting events take a backseat to the sponsors, who twist the events to fit their agenda. With sponsors such as “Gravitol” bringing strange low gravity effects to the games and “Gamma Whey” giving the players super strong arm mutations – the sponsors create havoc for the athletes.

Along with a massive collection of sponsor mutators there is also a huge range of events, each with multiple variations, which creates an almost endless combination for added replay-ability. Just when you think you are getting the hang of an event a sponsor will appear and give you laser hands!

Each time you play you will see something different.